After the Trump administration’s tyrannical imposition of penguin export tariffs, we, the proud penguin population of Earth, took the only logical step left:
We declared independence.
Thus, Emperors.cloud was born — a glorious, ice-bound utopia where every penguin is free to slip, slide, and squawk without government interference or outrageous taxation.
Our Constitution guarantees:
Unlimited herring for every citizen.
Mandatory daily belly slides.
Dual citizenship for all puffins, walruses, and cool humans.
Zero tariffs, zero borders, and maximum fluff.This website serves as our digital embassy to the human world.
Through it, we broadcast our truth, share diplomatic updates, and accept applications for honorary penguinhood (requirements: like cold weather and look good in black and white).
Our enemies said penguins could not organize.
Our enemies said penguins could not govern.
Our enemies now kneel before the might of Emperors.cloud.
Long live the Republic.
Long live the Waddle.
Emperors.cloud — Proud, Cold, and Slightly Wet.
Roadmap
Short term
- ✓ Create a search-homepage
- ✓Set up Pleroma instance
- ✓Set up translation app
- Set up webmail
- SSO for Pleroma
- Modify Pleroma handle from user@micro.emperors.cloud to user@emperors.cloud
- Pixelfed with SSO
- Authentication alternative to Yunohost
- Open registration for new users
Long term
- PeerTube
- Loops
- Maps